rocky and rita

so this morning i came into the warehouse and found a little friend:

his name is rocky.  i fed him some pieces of bagel.  we chatted for awhile.  you know, the advantages of having five fingers and the simple pleasures of chicken mcnuggets.  his favorite band is gladys knight and the pips and he has a girlfriend named rita.  i didn't tell him that fred was looking forward to a raccoon ratatouille.  i called animal control and he was safely escorted home.  be easy buddy.