quoatables...

some pretty funny things are said around the warehouse on a daily basis.  some of the situations that are dealt with are pretty ridiculous to begin with.  here are a few quips that have been kicked around recently....

"i'm not sure what we're doing so we're gonna do this by denial and error"

"they were dressed like surfer-skater guys.  kind of like ballard but half the size"

"it's cool, if i get cold i'll just get in my thomas the tank sleeping bag."

"it will work.  i'm wearing my magic underwear"

"how do you start your fires?  well hell, that sounds like a lot of work.  i just use diesel fuel."

"my life feels like a cartoon.  i just spent the past hour pushing a fat man on a motorcycle so he could get the clutch popped."

"ballard, what's a good word to describe this situation?  asinine?  right, this shit is asinine."